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Warning Labels, part 2:

• “Do not eat toner.” – On a toner cartridge for a laser printer. 
• “Not intended for highway use.” – On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow. 
• “This product is not to be used in bathrooms.” – On a Holmes bathroom heater. 
• “May irritate eyes.” – On a can of self-defense pepper spray. 
• “Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.” – On a novelty rock garden set called “Popcorn Rock.” 
• “Caution! Contents hot!” – On a Domino’s Pizza box. 
• “Caution: Hot beverages are hot!” – On a coffee cup. 
• “Caution: Shoots rubber bands.” – On a product called “Rubber Band Shooter.” 
• “Warning: May contain small parts.” – On a frisbee. 
• “Do not use orally.” – On a toilet bowl cleaning brush. 
• “Please keep out of children.” – On a butcher knife. 
• “Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.” – On a birthday card for a 1 year old. 
• “Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.” – On a battery. 
• “Warning: Do not use on eyes.” – In the manual for a heated seat cushion.

Product Warnings, part 1:

• “Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.” – In the information booklet. 
• “Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.” – On a bottle of shampoo for dogs. 
• “For external use only!” – On a curling iron. 
• “Warning: This product can burn eyes.” – On a curling iron. 
• “Do not use in shower.” – On a hair dryer. 
• “Do not use while sleeping.” – On a hair dryer. 
• “Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.” – On a hand-held massaging device. 
• “Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.” – On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket. 
• “Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.” – On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan. 
• “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.” – On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists. 
• “This product not intended for use as a dental drill.” – On an electric rotary tool. 
• “Caution: Do not spray in eyes.” – On a container of underarm deodorant. 
• “Do not drive with sunshield in place.” – On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard. 
• “Caution: This is not a safety protective device.” – On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn. 
• “Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.” – On an “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter.