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Soulja Boy

admin — Tue, 18 May 2010 16:45:44 +0000

Enough said?

Warning Labels 2/2

admin — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:11:57 +0000

“Do not eat toner.” – On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
“Not intended for highway use.” – On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
“This product is not to be used in bathrooms.” — a bathroom heater.
“May irritate eyes.” – On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
“Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.” – On a novelty rock garden set called “Popcorn Rock.”

Warning Labels 1/2

admin — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:02:44 +0000

“Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.” – In the information booklet.
“Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.” – On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
“For external use only!” – On a curling iron.
“Warning: This product can burn eyes.” – On a curling iron.

Motorcycling Poodle

admin — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:07:05 +0000

I saw a guy on a motorcycle driving his motorcycle with one hand, and holding onto his poodle on his lap with the other. Pretty retarded. DOT COM!

Bunny Emergency

admin — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:38:27 +0000

After buying the bunny, the woman found that its ears were not floppy as promised on the newspaper advert. She called the emergency number to complain about the imperfect pet. Amongst other nuisance calls revealed by the Central Scotland Police based in Stirling were two people who dialled 999 after being splashed by cars in wet weather.

http://news.sky.com/skynews

Bed for 21 pets

admin — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:45:17 +0000

A husband and wife, dog lovers, in Plymouth, Devon, have bought a bigger bed so that their 21 pets can share it.

source: http://www.geocities.com/Axiom43/stupidthings.html

Boxer breaks nose

admin — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:40:31 +0000

A Bungling boxer got psyched up for a boxing match by smacking himself in the face. But the bout, in New York, had to be called off when he broke his OWN nose.

courtesy http://www.geocities.com/Axiom43/stupidthings.html

Hunter shoots himself…twice

admin — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:32:36 +0000

A Clumsy hunter who shot himself in the leg, fired his rifle to attract help in the wilds of Arizona - and the bullet ricocheted into his OTHER leg.

Twittering stolen laptop

admin — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:05:49 +0000

Immediately after stealing a laptop from Best Buy, a Twitter user posted the status: “LOL. Totally stole sweet laptop from Best Buy. Thos guyz r so dum!!!!!”

Burglar hides goods nextdoor

admin — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 18:54:49 +0000

A Louisiana family didn’t have to look far to find who burgled their home.

A blanket covered in a distinctive pattern taken in the haul was hanging in their next-door neighbor’s window.

The thieves were using it to hide a room full of stolen possessions.

“This is like something out of ‘World’s Stupidest Criminals,’ ” said a cop.

courtesy nypost.com